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Top of my.
What.
WHAT.
SECOND!?
EDIT: [filtered away from Fate like whoa]
Hey! So. Um. If there are any healers around. I could. Sort of. Maybe. Use a hand.
It's no big deal I swear.
[[1% spent on her childhood, 1% spent on graduating second in her class. 10% total regain.]]
What the crap was that all about? Cinderella was a wuss. "Oh, waaah, my job sucks, I hate my family, save me prince". What a whiner. Geez. What am I supposed to do with glass slippers, anyway? Maybe they'll make a good weapon if I get in a bar fight...
Adell, Kid, Trucy, I should apologize to you guys.
Waaaaaaaaah!
My life sucks! I hate this place! My stupid stepsister Dimo's still here and still super mean, my stupid prince is already dating some stupid fake-blonde hussy, my other stupid prince ran away, my stupid clothes went and disappeared, and I... I-I just want my wedding...
Are you still there, fairy godmother? I need some help...
[[OOC: Not technically naked this time! But for all those rags cover, she might as well be.]]
IT'S OFFICIAL: MY LIFE SUCKS.
I have to clean all of the staircases? All of them. As in the entire building. You are aware that our entire house just grew, like, eight stories, right Mom? And we suddenly seem to have about twenty bajillion lodgers?
I had plans tonight, woman! Ball! Dancing! Prince! What part of this do you not comprehend!? I don't have time to be doing all your damn dirty work- see, look, people are walking all over and tracking dirt and snow and crap everywhere! Aaaaargh!
Come on, you can't do this to me! I'm not your slave! Go hire a servant girl or something! Are you even listening to me!?
...
AAAAAAARGH! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
What the hell.
No, seriously, what the hell. Aono's name isn't on the room listing thing anymore...
N...no way. That isn't possible, pfft, yeah right! Aono isn't gone. She can't be. Why would she leave me? She was- is my best friend here...
She's not gone. She's not gone, dammit. I-I won't.... I won't accept it...
WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS STOLE MY FRIEND!?
HELL YES!
I knew I was special! Alright, you Terran punks, listen up:
I, THE SMART AND BEAUTIFUL AISHA CLAN CLAN,
So I hereby claim this island in the name of the Ctarl Ctarl military. Yep. Sorry. I know they're not here yet, so while we wait, why don't you lackeys see about making me comfortable? When your superior feline overlords come to claim the place, I'll put in a good word for you. They'll probably even rename the place to honor my brave expedition. How does "Aisha Eden" sound to you guys? Too flashy?
Of course, if anyone has a problem with that, I guess you could go ahead and talk to the beast form that I totally remembered earlier. You know, the one that eats bears like popcorn? Yeah. That beast form. I'm sure you guys will have a nice long chat.
This is Ambassador Clanclan, signing off! Man, my memories are awesome! I musta been so respected back home!
[[OOC: 2% spent on Ctarl Ctarl culture and being in the military.]]
Raw turkey isn't as tasty as it looks... I have a tummyache...
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WHY AM I NAKED IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN WIT
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AGAIN!?
...What the hell is going on? Everyone's freaking out and hallucinating. There some kinda drug in the water? But people are remembering stuff. I even got my last name back, haha!
No time to be celebrating, though. I'd better figure out what the heck is going...
...on.
Uh.
I don't... I don't feel so good. My head is killing me... Ugh...
RRRRRAAAAAAAOOOOW!!!
[[Aisha's nightmare- she's trapped in her mindless beast form and completely berserk. She isn't actually transformed outside of the nightmare, but will attack people as if she is. 1% on her last name, 1% on Ctarl Ctarl biology, 1% on how to transform.]]
FINALLY! After all this grueling, backbreaking work under the whip of a slave mistress, I've finally managed to find a new job! No more washing dishes and cleaning up other people's crap for me! If I never set foot in that onsen again, it'll be too soon!
It's about time I got a job where I'm actual respected as the beautiful and talented young worker I am. My new job is, like, ten times less demeaning than washing dishes. Finally a job that caters to my natural talents!
Stripping!
I get paid money just to take off my clothes. God, Terrans are suckers! It's like getting cash for free!
SUCK IT, ETNA.
So, I'm trying to get a pet for my beloved daughter Pyocola whom I adore with all my heart. And so I go out and catch a bear. And I have my paints all set up. And I've got the bear knocked out. And I spend like twenty minutes painting it black and white. And then I turn my back for like five seconds and when I turn around some white-haired idiot with a dumb hat KILLED IT.
SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE HE LIVES SO I CAN M
Hey Etna so guess what he said, it is so interesting. He said you put him up to it. WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS TO ME; I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
In other news, is anyone interested in buying a dead panda?
[[OOC: Subtract, say, $10 for paints?]]
- Mood:
RAAAAGE
So I guess everyone's turning into girls? Well, it just so happens that I was ALREADY A GIRL, thank you very much.
But hey, by the way, Memento Eden island thingy? UP YOURS, I GOT A MEMORY BACK. This really hot redheaded chick, Gene Starwind! She was my "captain", which is weird, I wouldn't normally follow a Terran anywhere... I guess we had some fun times, though. Like that time she walked in on me at the lava springs, or the time she had to crossdress to get into that Strongest Woman in the Universe tournament...
...Wait, she wouldn't be crossdressing to get into that. Gene's a boy? Weird. He makes a pretty hot girl though, for the record. Just thinking about her makes me feel all funny...
Woah. Woahohoho. How did I not notice that yet? I take it back, I kinda wanna stay like this a little longer, ehehehehe...
[[3% on Gene and various incidents involving him. Also note that Aisha is basically an effeminate male version of herself because I'm lazy and can't find male Ctarl Ctarl icons.]]
YAR HAR HO!
YO HO HAR!
This be a blast, matey! I be thinkin' the island may be tryin' to shanghai us inta doin' something! We be talkin' like pirates, so we should be sailin' in search of BURIED TREASURE.
YE HEARD ME, MATEY. TREASURE. UNTOLD. BURIED. RICHES. OURS FOR THE TAKIN'. ARRRRRRR!
Grab a shovel and get diggin', maties! We've booty to plunder!
Grrrrarrghafragharle! This... is so... humiliating! A proud warrior like me, stuck... stuck... WASHING DIRTY DISHES! I'm too delicate for this kind of work! My perfect fingers have already begun to pruuuune...
Stupid onsen not having any stupid open jobs catered to my career specialty of... um... kicking ass! This is the best I could get, and I barely make enough to support myself! A single mother like me can't be expected to survive like this without some kind of financial aid!
What. What do you mean I don't have any kids. That is a filthy lie. They're... around here. Somewhere. Running around. Costing me money. Money that you should totally give me. For free.
Stop looking at me like that.
OKAY FINE I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS GAWD
*scrubs dishes furiously*
[supposed to be filtered away from Etna, but accidentally filtered to her because Aisha is a tard]
Psh, my boss is apparently some chick named Etna. What kind of name is that, anyway? I bet she's some fat old hag who's just gonna yell at me all the time. Gah, I hate this place so much...
- Mood: cranky
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...huh? What's... going on here?
Uh. Where am I? ...Who am I? Oooough, whoever I am, I'm exhausted... Feels like I just went round for round with... with... someone really tough. Blech, I'm too tired for analogies. Need foooood...
But back to the amnesia dealie. What the hell is going on? Is this... Is this some kind of joke!? Yeah, I'll bet you're all getting some great laughs, you- you- whoever you are! Th-This isn't funny!
Grrrr... Heeeeeeey! There's a helpless maiden here with amnesia waiting to be rescued! Someooooone!
Anyone? Mmmrow?
Okay. I'll ask nicely one more time: Can someone please help a gal out, here?
...
OKAY, THAT DOES IT. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGH! SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!
...Oof, I guess I shouldn't yell. So... hungry...
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WAIT. WHAT. OKAY, SCREW BEING TIRED, WHO THE HELL STOLE MY CLOTHES!?
It was YOU, wasn't it. Yeah, you with the, the, the paws. Stop ogling me, you perverts. Don't give me that blank stare. I said cut it out!
Alright, losers. I'm giving you 'til the count of ten to give me my memory back, find me some clothes, and send me home! One. Two. ...Three. ...fourfivesixseveneight-
THAT DOES IT! TASTE MY PAIN, YOU FURRY BASTARDS!
[[Anyone out near the woods will find a naked catgirl punching bears and ranting like a madwoman.]]
- Mood: enraged
